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Why Dolphins Suck

I shall give unto thee the resurrected mission statement of Why Dolphins Suck: To illuminate the world to the impending peril rendered by the continual survival of dolphins and their kin. To espouse sufficient hatred vis a vis dolphins thusly spurring mankind into the action of violence against all maritime mammals except sharks (which are awesome). So say we all. I just threw a Battlestar Galactica reference in there.

31 December 2008

Retirement Notice


Screw you guys - I'm going home.  I'm sick of dolphins.  Consider this my resignation.  Instead, revel in the cromulence that is my latest project...


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