I've found a kindred spirit! Huzzah!
So in the spirit of giving, I shall give unto thee the resurrected mission statement of Why Dolphins Suck:
To illuminate the world to the impending peril rendered by the continual survival of dolphins and their kin. To espouse sufficient hatred vis a vis dolphins thusly spurring mankind into the action of violence against all maritime mammals except sharks (which are awesome). So say we all.
I just threw a Battlestar Galactica reference in there.
Let the resurrection of WDS commence forthwith!
