Dolphin Paparazzi

Dolphins kill frequently and with criminal intent. Just ask Vincent D'Onofrio. He'd be out of a job were it not for dolphin committed murders. He's a great detective by the way. I can't believe they allow those documentary crews that follow him such unfettered access to what looks to be sensitive crime scenes. I mean, there was even one time that Private Pyle was undercover with some drug dealers and corrupt cops and still the cameras were following him. How that didn't bust up the investigation is beyond me.

Relevant to this tangent, I would like to address the problems posted by those dolphins employed in the entertainment photography industry. Dolphins killed Princess Diana. There. I said it. Not landmines, not alcohol related driving, not the sudden stop at the end. Dolphin paparazzi killed her and Mr. Harrod's. Drove her into the mid-tunnel barrier with their Moto-Guzzis or what not. Flash, pop, crash.