Fucking Retards.
No really - that's it - I hate fucking retards and their bike helmets and bagging my groceries.
But dolphins are pretty dumb too. A family of 15 have been stuck in the New Joisey Navesink River since the summer and one of them just washed up dead - today. Score(s)! They must've made a wrong turn in Albequerque because now the "experts" and "marine scientists" are debating how to rescue them. I say kill 'em all and let the Flying Spaghetti Monster sort them out. You know how a loveable scamp of a stray voiced by Michael J. Fox or some other cripple makes it home on some sort of trek when his owners leave him behind? Didn't anyone ever say "Hey, where's the two dogs and the cat we own?" Major plot flaw. Regardless of that Disney saccharine vomit, you never hear a story of a dolphin "making it home again." They just get stuck and give up. Which is encouraging because if this trend persists, we got a genocide on our hands. But a good one. Not like what the Inuit did to the Norse Settlers of Greenland. That was our white person land, thank you very much.
Read and be wowed:
Here's the article of the stupid dolphins from Newsday - which comes to me as a surprise that this periodical even exists anymore...
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