Ugh. Evolution is an Unstoppable Mistress

And like most mistresses, she's a cheating whore. Evolution is the kind of slut that will kick you out of her apartment to hook up with someone else or in this case, the kind of slut who will isolate one dolphin population from another to ensure the propagation of the species. Thus the origins of the Bolivian River Dolphin.

From no less a source than the National Geographic, a bunch of pussies:

"Bolivian dolphins are totally different molecularly from other dolphins," Ruiz-Garcia said. "After being split up, they accumulated mutations and formed a new species."
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/08/080820-new-dolphin.html

Great. Mutations. There was this stellar series of exposes called "The X-Men" at the cinema that documented these "mutants" within human society and they all had fucking craziness going down. Like one guy, I think his name was "Fire Eyes" shoots fucking fire from his fucking eyes. Another guy, "Pointy Hands" had knives come out of his arms and he cut through people. If human mutation is any indication, that means pretty soon we'll have Bolivian River Dolphins capable of turning people gay, or being black with white hair. Maybe this explains Michael Phelps... 6'4", disproportionately short legs, ADHD... Yep - Phelps is a mutant.

Back to task - way too many non-sequiturs in this blog. Not this post in particular, but in general.

Back to task - I write way too many non-sequiturs in this blog. Not just in this post but basically throughout.

OK - on to the subject. I really have to get away from writing all these off track tangents. Not in this post only, but really the whole freaking blog.

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