I've found a kindred spirit! Huzzah!
So in the spirit of giving, I shall give unto thee the resurrected mission statement of Why Dolphins Suck:
To illuminate the world to the impending peril rendered by the continual survival of dolphins and their kin. To espouse sufficient hatred vis a vis dolphins thusly spurring mankind into the action of violence against all maritime mammals except sharks (which are awesome). So say we all.
I just threw a Battlestar Galactica reference in there.
Let the resurrection of WDS commence forthwith!
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Sharks aren't dolphins
Nor are they even mammals
Um... Joe. Everyone who went to University of Phoenix online marine biology and got a 2.5 GPA in maritime mammal studies, please raise your hand....
I thought so. So don't question my authority in these matters. I am far weller education enhanced that you can't done tell none bad bout learn books.
Furthermore, directly from a wikipedia entry:
Sharks (superorder Selachimorpha) are a type of mammal with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body. They respire with the use of five to seven blow holes.
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