Great Nations of the World, Part I: The Faroe Islands

Nestled in the North Atlantic, roughly 200 miles north of Scotland, the Faroe Islands are a self-governed autonomous province of Denmark. This series of islands has a population of approximately 50,000 and a rich cultural heritage rooted in Norse and Celtic tradition. But that is not what brings us to this remote corner of the world today. Instead, we shall explore a great contribution to humanity served by these heroic islanders: Dolphin Drive Hunting.

These mass killings are spectacular - cornering the vicious creatures with boats and nets. A ha - the glove is on the other flipper now, you sons of bitches! The Faroe Islanders will drive the monsters ashore or even better, utilizing a sharp hook, manhandle those bastards ashore. Once the hunters have become the hunted and mankind has home field advantage on dry land, the flopping and sputtering cetaceans had better pray to whatever pagan god they have, for the end is nigh. The glorious victory of the Faroe Islanders is culminated with the severing of the spinal artery with a sharp something or other. Screw the minutiae - who cares - the assholes are dead now. In the thousands.

So all join me in hailing a great nation and citizens of the world - the Fantastic Fishermen of the Faroe (f)Islands!