The Japanese hate dolphins, thus should be worshiped. This collective nation of islands situated in the Pacific Ocean has prime waterfront real estate for the wholesale destruction and termination of the dolphin menace. Furthermore, their inherent efficiencies yield a hefty dolphin head count. I mean, they actually have floating factories that engage in a one-stop shop for all things anti-dolphin. These massive ships will catch, kill, process and freeze dolphin for use in such tasty dishes as tempura, sushi, sashimi, sake, sake bombs, jaegermeister and dolphin lager. The Japanese are so bloodthirsty in their hunt for dolphin that they'll even ram Greenpeace ships to get at their prey. The Nisshin Maru should get a medal or scholarship to an Ivy League college or something overly grandiose for their heroic efforts in squelching Greenpeace's misguided efforts to cease the dolphin hunt. Apparently the hippies, armed with semi-rigid inflatable Zodiac craft attempted to block the brave sailors, officers and factory workers of the Nisshin Maru and as a result, ended up with a shipborne scuffle against Greenpeace's fagship (omission of the "L" intentional) Arctic Sunrise. I'm assuming the massive Nisshin Maru, pictured below, triumphed over the Arctic Sunrise (pictured further below).
The Brave Nisshin Maru
The homely and cowardly Arctic Sunrise
Needless to say, I wish the Japanese the best in their never ending quest towards world dominance, against the dolphins. Because their last quest for world domination didn't really turn out that well. Except for their awesome economy. And automaking prowess. And Playstation 3. Jesus that shit is awesome. I love GTAIV. Except I wish there were more opportunities to kill squishy cetaceans.
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YOU ARE A CRUEL HUMAN BEING.
GO CURL UP IN A HOLE AND DIE.
ANONYMOUS I HOPE YOU DROWN IN THE COVE WITH RICK O'BERRY.
MOMMA SAYS DOLPHINS ARE THE DEVIL, YOU THE DEVIL TOO!!
DolphinH8rLax126 YOU'RE AWESOME!! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS BOIIIII
I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!!
DolphinH8RLax126 YOU ARE ALSO A CRUEL HUMAN BEING AND I HOPE THAT YOU AND THE MESSED UP FUCK WHO MADE THIS WEBSITE GET EATEN BY A SHARK AND DONT GET SAVED BY A DOLPHIN. AND THEN GO TO HEL.
damn straight.
dolphins are precious gems of the sea.
i looooove dolphins
they are so sexy. so are you anonymous.
i had a sexual dream about dolphins last night...
Dearest Anonymous,
You are too afraid to show your true self because you are afraid of the consequences that come in tandem with being a Dolphin Lover. Who are you?? When you get a break from making sweet, sweet love to your life size poster of hayden panettiere and replica of Flipper, please respond with your name and address so I may send you a very kind Fedex that has nothing to do with headless bodies of bottlenose dolphins.
H8 on.
Dolphins deserve to be freeee in the seaaaaa
When they are in captivity at water parks their extreme sensitivity to sound causes them to be overstressed and die. By swimming with dolphins and cheering for them when they do cute little acts YOU ARE KILLING THEM SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY. imagine if someone like DARLENE (lols) was screaming in your ear twenty four seven. it would suck.
also, when dolphins are captured for swimming programs their brothers and sisters most likely get killed. its sad. the dolphin people pick the dolphins they like and then the ones that dont get picked get STABBED TO DEATH SLOWLY. in front of their babies.
why? because the japanese pay smaller countries to keep dolphin killing legal. yep.
its true.
dolphins deserve to be FREEEEE in the SEAAAA
My Dolphin has problems getting "ready to do his tricks", if you know catch my drift (hehe pun! I'm hilarious! LOL)....any advice gurls?
xoxo
S.W.A.K
Hops McGops
I like muffins!
so do I!
Oh wait, no I don't!
HAHAHA JUST KIDDING OF COURSE I LIKE MUFFINS!!!! GOT YOU!!!!
well, your dolphin probs isnt wet (lol!) because you OWN A DOLPHIN AND YOU ARE A SICK FUCK.
Ew Muffins are gross!!
HAHAHAHA NO THEY ARENT!! I LOVE MUFFINS TOO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA I CANT BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I DIDNT LIKE MUFFINS!!! CLASSIC!!
ohemgee you are tots right!
Ummm WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE! What are you on?!?! Wow. I don't even know what to say. I now want to puke every time I see dolphins and/or muffins. See that dolphin? BLABRALRBALARBARBAR (puking sound! me..puking BALRABLABRALARBARBLA) You are sick people. Sick. Sick. Sick. I'm lost for words. Hmph.
its DolphinH8rLax126...as in 126, not 216....so you are REALLY AWESOME for pretending to be me! OMG you are soooo kwlll. Definition of kwl beanz, Anonymous. Good try.
i kissed a dolphin and i liked it.
NOTTTTT
EW YOU ARE GROSS.
Dearest Anonymous,
I hear you like Schweddy Balls.
Love,
Dry Saqs
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